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The Spirit of Occupy Toronto

October 23, 2011
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The Spirit of Occupy Toronto

Last Saturday (15th Oct.) the Occupy movement that has swept the industrialized world set down in Toronto. Anywhere from 1,000 to 2,000 people converged on King and Bay, in the heart of Toronto’s financial district, to protest corporate greed and its handmaiden, compliant governments. The organizers of Occupy Toronto knew the faithful couldn’t establish...

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The Model, the Murderer, and Blood Diamonds

July 22, 2010
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The Model, the Murderer, and Blood Diamonds

British-born model and courtroom regular Naomi Campbell has again managed to piss off a bench full of judges and prosecutors. Campbell was recently ordered to give evidence at the war crimes trial of Liberia’s ex-president, Charles Taylor. The UN-backed Special Court for Sierra Leone, based in The Hague, issued a subpoena forcing Campbell to...

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Paddy Plays Fast and Loose with Lenzr

April 6, 2010
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Paddy Plays Fast and Loose with Lenzr

This morning I found Paddy rooting through my makeup portfolio photos. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was looking for photos to submit to the latest lenzr photo contests. “There are four running right now,” he said. “We should be able to win at least one or two.” “Take...

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Judy Sgro’s Fear of a Pro City

March 31, 2010
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Judy Sgro’s Fear of a Pro City

It is time to scrap Metro’s prostitution task force, or, at the very least, fire its chair, Metro Councillor Judy Sgro. The task force was supposed to bring interested parties together to work toward finding reasonable solutions to Metro’s prostitution problems. Instead Sgro has turned the task force into a one-woman show to promote...

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Rebooting the Toaster

February 16, 2010
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Rebooting the Toaster

It was during an editorial meeting, while we were all sitting around making excuses for why it had been so long since anyone had published a story, when Paddy, our intrepid intern, said, “We should get the toaster a blue tooth.” “What!” exclaimed Angelina, Karen rolled her eyes, and I said, “Why, I hate...

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When Worlds Collide

January 23, 2010
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When Worlds Collide

As sports and pop culture commentators laid bare Tiger Woods’s cheating heart, and the parade of cocktail waitresses, porn actresses and prostitutes booked their tell-all interviews with the gutter press in order to collect their 30 pieces of silver, Tiger copped the usual plea for a celebrity caught with his pants down. He asked...

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Lambert, “I’m Not a Babysitter”

November 28, 2009
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Lambert, “I’m Not a Babysitter”

Another lewd cliché-driven song-and-dance act broadcast during a pop music awards program has outraged middle America, the US-based Parents Television Council, and a handful of conservative radio talk show hosts. We at AHM are outraged that a little implied sex on TV has gotten people so fired up, and that the audience’s reactions can...

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Snapping for SWAG

September 28, 2009
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Snapping for SWAG

Over the years I’ve had the pleasure of working with many local photographers, some good, some adequate, none bad.  Because of my experiences our intern Paddy has been bugging me to take up snapping myself. “It’s not like you’ve never worked behind a camera,” he said. “Why not give it a go?” To emphasize...

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The Dogfight Over Toronto’s Island Airport

September 8, 2009
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The Dogfight Over Toronto’s Island Airport

On the morning of 2nd June 1917, Canadian air ace William Avery “Billy” Bishop flew his Nieuport 17 on a solo mission behind enemy lines to attack a German aerodrome. After the attack Bishop claimed he shot down three enemy aircraft and destroyed several more on the ground. For this feat he was later...

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